Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. [...]

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